neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via heliolisk)

tiffgunn Asked:
You're too short to touch ceilings

refridgerator:

thanks noah. i’ll have u know that in my house if u go on the stairs you can.

*clapping*

Anonymous Asked:
NOAH ILL HAVE YOU KNOW HER HOUSE MAKES ME FEEL REALLY TALL BECAUSE THE STAIRS HAVE REALLY LOW CEILINGS -not jordyn

refridgerator:

YES NOAH LISTEN TO NOT JORDYN SHE KNOWS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE DO WE TOUCH THE CEILINGS AND FEEL POWERFUL 

WHO IS JORDYN

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

(via chuckling-whore)

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via hotboyproblems)

julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

(via imperfectlyxo)

snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

(Source: snorlaxatives, via officialwhitegirls)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via asian)

slayboybunny:

nicki minaj if youre reading this please push me down a flight of stairs

(via noivern)

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

(via smosh)

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

(via theteenpauladeen)

vinebox:

IM WEAK

(via theteenpauladeen)

6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

(Source: 6ood, via iamthewhitegirl)