desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via frissonance)

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

urtube:

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

Or because they’ll run the fuck away if they see a car

(Source: kanyewesticle)

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

(Source: ven0moth, via ven0moth)

So to you, or anyone else who has spent four minutes on me in some way, listening to just one song, or watching one of my videos… Thank you. I love you like I love sparkles and having the last word. And that’s real love. ―Taylor Swift.

(Source: julianblakthorn, via bad-at-metaphors)

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

putins-boyfriend:

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

hola

(Source: communistbakery, via frissonance)

college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

(Source: crrabs, via theteenpauladeen)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via hotboyproblems)

2-shane-s:

i walk a lonely road the only one that i have ever known

2-shane-s:

i walk a lonely road the only one that i have ever known

(via imreallycoolandfriendly)

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

(Source: cashcutie, via gnarly)

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

(Source: the-werefox, via medicham)

tinylilremus:

No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.

For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.

Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.

"Thank you, Molly."

(via spaghettihos)

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

(via spaghettihos)